Three people arrive at the gates of Heaven

Three people arrive at the gates of Heaven

St Peter is processing them in. “Name and occupation, please?”

The first one says “Andrea Smith, I was a doctor.”

“Of course. Doctors who save lives are allowed. Come in. Next?”

The second one says “Megan Jones, I was a nurse.”

“Of course. Nurses who care for the sick and wounded are allowed. Come in. Next?”

The third one says “Michael Davis. I was a hospital administrator and then a health insurance CEO and I supervised hundreds of doctors and nurses and in my hospitals there were thousands of people getting well.”

St Peter pulls out a large book, and starts referencing long tables and figures. Finally he says “Okay, we can approve you for a one week stay.”

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