A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a man who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket,…

Tommy got kicked out of class today. The teacher asked him: “If I gave you £20 and you paid £5 to Jane, £5 to Clair & £5…

A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?” The wife says, “The doctor told…

A man was getting a haircut before his trip to Rome. He mentioned his upcoming travels, and the barber said, “Rome? Why would you want to go…

One day, a man rushed into a restaurant and quickly took a seat. When the waitress arrived at his table, he said, “Look, I’m in a hurry….

A bus full of ugly people had a head-on collision with a truck. When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The first person said,…