The guy goes every day to the same diner, looks over the menu, and always orders the same thing: ham and eggs. Every day, the same thing:…

“I have some good news and some bad news,” said the doctor. “You have seven days to live.” “Seven days!” replied the patient. “That’s awful! What’s the…

A man’s wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find it closed. So…

So this guy walks into a church and heads straight for the confession booth. “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.” The priest says, “Alright, my son,…

A terribly overweight blonde woman goes to her doctor about her weight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat vegetables and…

A homeless guy is travelling down a country lane, tired and hungry he comes across a pub called the ‘George and the Dragon’. Although it’s late and…