Three hymns

One Sunday morning, the pastor announced that the church was trying to raise some extra funds and asked everyone to give whatever they felt led to give. 

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He added, โ€œAnd whoever gives the largest offering today will get to choose three hymns.โ€

When the ushers brought the plate back, the pastor spotted a $1,000 bill. His jaw nearly hit the floor. Delighted, he told the congregation he wanted to personally thank the generous donor.

A sweet elderly lady in the last row slowly lifted her hand. Smiling, the pastor invited her to come forward and praised her kindness.
โ€œNow,โ€ he said, โ€œas promised โ€” you get to select any three hymns you want.โ€

Her eyes sparkled as she looked around the church.
She pointed at three of the best-looking men in the room and cheerfully said:

โ€œIโ€™ll take him, him, and him!โ€

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