Three hymns

One Sunday morning, the pastor announced that the church was trying to raise some extra funds and asked everyone to give whatever they felt led to give. 

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He added, “And whoever gives the largest offering today will get to choose three hymns.”

When the ushers brought the plate back, the pastor spotted a $1,000 bill. His jaw nearly hit the floor. Delighted, he told the congregation he wanted to personally thank the generous donor.

A sweet elderly lady in the last row slowly lifted her hand. Smiling, the pastor invited her to come forward and praised her kindness.
“Now,” he said, “as promised — you get to select any three hymns you want.”

Her eyes sparkled as she looked around the church.
She pointed at three of the best-looking men in the room and cheerfully said:

“I’ll take him, him, and him!”

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