The teacher asked the children

The teacher asked the children in the Sunday School class,

“If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?”

“NO!” the children all answered.

“If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven?”

Again, the answer was, “NO!”

“Well,” the teacher continued, “then how can I get to Heaven?”

In the back of the room, a 5 year old boy shouted out, “You gotta be dead.”

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