The Guide Dog’s Misadventure

A blind woman was seen waiting at a street corner with her guide dog.

After a short wait the dog started leading the blind woman across the street against the red light.

First a car comes screeching to a halt inches away from her. But still the dog leads on. Then a bicyclist almost wipes them out and curses as she goes by.

Finally in the last lane a truck swerves and barely misses them.

After they reach the far corner the blind woman reaches in her pocket and pulls out a cookie and offers it to the guide dog.

At this point another person who has watched the entire episode interrupts asking why she was rewarding the dog after the dog had endangered her life and almost got her run over by a car, bicycle and truck.

The blind woman responded: “I’m not rewarding him. I’m just trying to find out which end is his head so I can kick him in the ass.”

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