The female dentist pulled out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.
“No way! No needles! I hate needles!” he said.
So she started hooking up the nitrous oxide, and he objected again.
“No way! I can’t do the gas thing. The thought of having a mask on suffocates me!”
Then she asked if he had any objection to taking a pill.
“No objection at all,” he said. “I’m okay with pills.”
A moment later, the dentist returned and handed him a pill.
“Here’s an extra-strength Viagra.”
Surprised, he said, “Wow! I didn’t know Viagra worked as a painkiller!”
“It doesn’t,” she said. “But you’re gonna need something to hold on tight to when I pull your tooth.”
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