A man sat on a towel on a beach. He had no arms or legs. 3 Women walked past & felt sorry for him. 1 said “U ever had a hug?” He said “No” so she hugged him & walked on. 2nd said, “U ever had a kiss?”
He said she hugged him & walked on. 2nd said, “U ever had a kiss?” He said “No” so she kissed him & walked on. 3rd said, “U have ever been fuo ed?” He said “No” as his eyes lit up… she said, “U will be when the tide comes in.”
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