A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags. “Where are you going?” demands the surprised husband. “To Las Vegas!.
I found out that there are men who will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free! ”The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing his bags.
“What do you think you are doing?” she screamed. “I’m going to Las Vegas with you… I want to see how you’re going to live on $1,000 a year!”
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Exhausted…
They are seated and after browsing the menu they both decide to order the soup of the day. When the waiter brings their soup the man knocks…
One day a 12-year-old girl was walking down the street, when a car pulled up beside her and the driver lowered a window. “I’ll give you a…
Little Johnny and Susie were about to go into his apartment and before he could open his door, Little Johnny said, “Wait a minute, I can tell…
A man walks into the front door of a bar, he is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with…
A man went to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose. “Why…