So this guy walks into a church and heads straight for the confession booth.

“Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.”

The priest says, “Alright, my son, what did you do?”

The guy goes, “Well… about a month ago, I stayed late at the library. When I went to leave, it started pouring like CRAZY. The librarian and I got stuck there all night and, uh… let’s just say we made the most of the storm. 

The priest raises an eyebrow but says, “That’s not great, but if it was a one-time thing, God can forgive that.”

The guy takes a deep breath and says, “Yeah, but… about a week ago, I helped my neighbor fix her window shutters. Same deal—huge downpour outta nowhere. Couldn’t leave. One thing led to another… and well, it was another stormy situation, if you know what I mean.”

At this point, the priest just sits there in total silence.

The guy starts sobbing, “Father, what do I do now?!”

The priest jumps up and shouts, “You need to get outta here, my son—before it starts raining again!!”