A HORNY BURGLAR !!! A burglar entered a bedroom, tied up the husband and wife, kissed the wife’s ear and went to the bathroom…
The husband said to the wife “satisfy him or he will k*ll us, be strong. I love u” Wife said “he didn’t kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he is gay, he needs vaseline and I told him it’s in the bathroom. eeeeeeee So be strong, I love u too……!!!
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing, to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she…
A husband leans over and asks his wife, “do you remember the first time we had make love together over fifty years ago?” “We went behind the…
A man goes out of prison after twenty years. He decides to go back to the neighbourhood where he lived. When he gets there he cannot recognize…
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were sitting in the OB/GYN’s office and the brunette and the redhead were discussing whether they were having boys or…
A blonde stopped at a gas station, got out of the car, opened the hood, and checked the engine oil. After a few seconds of what appeared…
There was blonde who wanted to go on a diet. She went to the doctor and asked for his advice. He said that she was going to…