A woman was certain that her husband was cheating on her with their live in maid , so she decided to set a trap.
One day she sent the maid to her own room for the weekend , and didn’t tell her husband .
That night when she went to bed with the husband, he got up with the same excuse , that he had to go to the bathroom,as he had bad stomach ache.
The wife promptly went to the maids bedroom , and switch off the light, and climbed into bed . When he came in silently , climbed on top of her , and made love to her.
When he had finished, she said to him ,” I bet you didn’t expect me to be here , did you?”
“No mam”, replied the gardener!