She Asked Her Husband What He Would Do After She Died But She Didn’t Expect To Hear The Truth

There’s an old saying that you should be careful what you ask for. The reasoning behind it is that you may just get an answer you don’t want.

Ask anyone that has been married for more than a week but they will tell you that there are times when you need to be careful what you ask for in that relationship. Nobody understands it better than the married couple in the following joke.

She asked a question that has probably been asked by every married person since the beginning of time but she got an answer she wasn’t expecting.

A husband asks his wife, “Will you marry after I die?”

The wife responds, “No, I will live with my sister.”

The wife asks him back, “Will you marry after I die?”

The husband responds, “No, I will also live with your sister.”

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