Ronald sent an SMS to his wife Martha

Ronald sent an SMS to his wife Martha, “I want to thank you today for making my life so beautiful and filling it with vivid colours. Whatever, I have achieved in life today is all because of your support. You give meaning to my life and make it worth living. You are the guiding force that keeps me going.”

Martha texted back, “Is this the fifth or the sixth peg? If you are done with your drinking, please come home. Don’t worry, I will not scream at you.”

Ronald texted again, “I am standing outside. Please open the door.”

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