A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says,
“Doctor, you’ve got to do something about my husband … he thinks he’s a refrigerator!”
“I Wouldn’t worry too much about it”, the doctor replies. “Lots of people have harmless delusions. It will pass.”
“But you don’t understand,” the woman insists. “He sleeps with his mouth open, and the little light keeps me awake.”
A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances…
A police officer called the station on his radio. “I have an interesting case here … And old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor…
There is a woman sitting with a bunch of guys at a bar. The guys were all showing off their tattoos and uttering sexist remarks as to…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. After the editor informs her that the…
A road crew supervisor hired a nice-looking blonde woman to assist with painting the yellow line down the middle of the road. He was skeptical about hiring…
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie He decides to test it out on his son at supper. Dad says: “Where were…