Please, shave it off …

A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested he shave his beard off.

“Oh Paddy.” she said, “Please shave it off, I want to see all of your lovely face”.

“I can’t,” said Paddy, “My wife loves this beard, she’d kill me if I shaved it off!

“Please!”…she pleaded in a sexy seductive voice.

Paddy gives in and shaves the beard off.

Later that night, Paddy crawls into the bed while his wife was sleeping.

His wife wakes up and feels his face in the dark, she then says,

“Oh Michael, you shouldn’t be here now, Paddy will be back home shortly!”

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