Pardon

A flat-chested woman was delighted when her fairy-god mother said her Assets would increase in size each time a man says,

“Pardon” to her.

She walked down the sidewalk, accidentally bumped into a man and he said, “Pardon me.”

Her Assets instantly grew an inch and she was ecstatic. 

The next day, she bumped into a man in the grocery store, he begged her pardon and another inch was added to her Assets. She was in seventh heaven!

She walked into a Chinese restaurant, collided with a waiter who bowed and said, “A thousand pardons for my clumsy behavior.”

The next day, the headline in the local newspaper said, “Chinese Waiter Crushed to Death!”

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