The greatest daughter in the whole world
One afternoon, a little girl sat on the couch next to her mom, looking very thoughtful. After a while, she asked: Daughter: “Mom, what’s it like to…
Dad, are bugs good to eat?
Kid: “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” Dad: “Let’s not talk about such things at the dinner table.” Later, Dad asked: “Now, what did you want to…
What is the chemical formula for water?
A teacher asked: “What is the chemical formula for water?” One student replied: “It’s H I J K L M N O.” The teacher frowned: “What on…
The definition of the word ‘definitely
A kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word ‘definitely.’ To make sure the students have a good understanding of the…
A dumb guy is overweight
A dumb guy is overweight, so his doctor puts him on a diet. ‘I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and…
An old lady goes to the doctor
An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘Doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past…
Little Johnny got on the bus
A little Johnny got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar backward. The little Johnny asked why…
An old man was eating at a truck stop
An old man was eating at a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette…
Please shave it off, I want to see all of your lovely face.
A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested he shave his beard off. “Oh Paddy.” she said, “Please shave it off, I want to see…
Deep freeze
Two men who were waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. “How did you die?” the first man asks the second. “I froze to death,”…
Video: No more headaches?
Woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone. “No more headaches?” The husband asks, “What happened?…
Video: Why has Daddy got so few hairs on his head?
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. “Mommy, mommy, why has Daddy got so few hairs on his head?” He asked…