A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment
A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38. The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that…
Where did you get that TV?
A dad walked into his 12-year-old son’s bedroom and was shocked to see a 42-inch plasma TV. When he got home from school, he asked, “Where did…
The greatest daughter in the whole world
One afternoon, a little girl sat on the couch next to her mom, looking very thoughtful. After a while, she asked: Daughter: “Mom, what’s it like to…
Dad, are bugs good to eat?
Kid: “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” Dad: “Let’s not talk about such things at the dinner table.” Later, Dad asked: “Now, what did you want to…
What is the chemical formula for water?
A teacher asked: “What is the chemical formula for water?” One student replied: “It’s H I J K L M N O.” The teacher frowned: “What on…
The definition of the word ‘definitely
A kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word ‘definitely.’ To make sure the students have a good understanding of the…
A dumb guy is overweight
A dumb guy is overweight, so his doctor puts him on a diet. ‘I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and…
An old lady goes to the doctor
An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘Doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past…
Little Johnny got on the bus
A little Johnny got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar backward. The little Johnny asked why…
An old man was eating at a truck stop
An old man was eating at a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette…
Please shave it off, I want to see all of your lovely face.
A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested he shave his beard off. “Oh Paddy.” she said, “Please shave it off, I want to see…
Deep freeze
Two men who were waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. “How did you die?” the first man asks the second. “I froze to death,”…