A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that…
How about giving a senior citizen a break?
Well, for example, the other day, Bev my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing…
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven…… When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven: don’t…
Two elderly ladies loved playing Softball
Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Betty, had been best friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day….
Here’s to spending the rest of my life…
John hoisted his beer and said: “Here’s to spending the rest of my life,between the legs of my wife!” That won him the top prize at the…
The doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern
There was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, ‘Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing.’ Soon,…
A cabbie picks up a Nun
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him…
A writer came home to find his house burned down
A writer came home to find his house burned down. His wife, who was crying and had minor burns, was standing outside. “What happened, dear?” the man…
A college student wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch
A college student wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch. However, the teacher looked at the student with an arrogant face and said:…
A tattoo? What kind of tattoo?
A guy comes home late one night, and his wife is waiting for him at the door, arms crossed. “Where the hell have you been?” she demands….
Seniors’ Special
A Boomer couple went out for breakfast at a restaurant offering the “Seniors’ Special”—two eggs, bacon, hash browns, and toast for just $2.99. “Sounds great,” the wife…
But it comes with an inscription
A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. He finally jumped up and took a blanket to the couch. The next day the wife…