A loud screeching erupted from the room

A woman visited a doctor’s office for an examination. A few minutes into the checkup, loud screeching erupted from the room, followed by the woman bolting out…

Betty walked into a local bank

A quirky woman named Betty walked into a local bank carrying a huge bag of cash. She approached the receptionist and said, “I’d like to meet the…

Sir, may I see your driver’s license?

A police officer pulled over a car for speeding and approached the driver’s side window. Officer: “Sir, may I see your driver’s license?” Driver: “I don’t have…

Little Mɑry used to sleep throᴜgh the clɑss.

Little Mɑry wɑs пot the best stᴜdeпt iп school. Usᴜɑlly, she slept throᴜgh the clɑss.Oпe dɑy the teɑcher cɑlled oп her while she wɑs пɑppiпg, “Tell me,…

Video: How I’ve stayed so healthy at this age?

In a small, picturesque village, a couple was widely admired for their astonishing vitality. The husband, an impressive 102 years old, and his wife, a sprightly 98,…

Video: What’s the first thing

Johnny,” says the teacher, “what’s the first thing your father does in the morning?” “He takes a shit, sir,” says Johnny. “Oh,” says the teacher, “and what…

Video: My daughter just phoned me

My daughter just phoned me and the conversation went like this!.. Her: “You know that Gladiator movie that I got you?” Me: “Yeah.“ Her: “Wind it forward…

Video: After a weekend getaway

After a weekend getaway, a sergeant returned to the military base only to find none of his soldiers had arrived on time. Three hours passed before they…

Two sisters inherited a family farm

Two sisters inherited a family farm.   After a few tough years, money was tight, and the only way to save the farm was to buy a bull…

I’ve decided to name it Life

In Tennessee, George liked to think of himself as a real smooth talker. One night, while he and his wife were getting ready for bed, he leaned…

Little Johnny liked hanging out at the local market

Little Johnny liked hanging out at the local market, but the other kids teased him, saying he wasn’t very bright. To prove it, they’d offer him a…

Talking Dog for Sale

A guy walks past a sign outside a house that says:*“Talking Dog for Sale – Only 10.”* Curious, he knocks on the door.An old man answers and…