Funny Viral Stories

For her fiftieth birthday, a woman decided she deserved a significant personal upgrade. She invested fifteen thousand dollars in a facelift, and the outcome was astonishing—she felt…

One Sunday morning, the pastor announced that the church was trying to raise some extra funds and asked everyone to give whatever they felt led to give. …

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A pretty, young, student nurse appears to give…

Jenny’s friend, Debbie was complaining about a sore throat. So Jenny said.‘When I have that I always give a blow job to my husband and the next day…

A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer a…

A wife asks her programmer husband to go to the store. ‘Can you go down to the store, and get a gallon of milk, and if they…

Yesterday I was at my local supermarket buying a large bag of Purina dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a…

A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers… Like a telephone… On his hand and talking into his hand. The bartender walks…

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and went over to…

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small village and sees an old farmer sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he’ll have…

A man walks into his doctor’s office and sits down in the waiting room. While he is waiting his turn to be seen, an acquaintance walks in…