Mulla Nasruddin was once brought before a judge by a man to whom he owed some money.
Mulla Nasruddin was once brought before a judge by a man to whom he owed some money. The creditor said to the judge: “This man owes me…
Jeff walks into a bar
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar He walks over and asks Paul what’s wrong. “Well,” replies Paul, “You know…
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner He asks his son, “Son, where were you…
A man goes into the doctor feeling a little ill.
A man goes into the doctor feeling a little ill. The doctor checks him over and says, “Sorry, I have some bad news… you have Yellow 24,…
She was a very good-looking woman
She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the…
A little old lady went into the headquarters of the Bank
A little old lady went into the headquarters of the Bank of America one day, carrying a large bag of money She insisted that she must speak…
Ray and Bob, two Government maintenance guys
Ray and Bob, two Government maintenance guys, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing….
A drunk man walks into his house with a duck under his arm
A drunk man walks into his house with a duck under his arm. He walks up to his wife with it and says, This is the pig…
A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary.
A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary. Knowing his wife loved antiques, he bought a beautiful old corset oil…
The man checked his speed
The man checked his speed and saw he was going 30mph He thought, “Am I crazy, or is this chicken keeping pace with me at 30mph?” So…
A guy sees an advertisement in a pet-shop window
A guy sees an advertisement in a pet-shop window: “Talking Centipede $100.” The guy goes in and buys it. He gets home, opens the box and asks…
a State Trooper sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH
… a State Trooper sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” He turns…