An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted
An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and…
A hunter goes on safari with his wife and his mother-in-law.
A hunter goes on safari with his wife and his mother-in-law. One morning, the wife wakes up to find her mother gone. In a worried state, she…
An old man was sitting in a private box
An old man was sitting in a private box at a major football match with an empty seat next to him:A young enthusiast saw the empty seat…
There was an elderly couple
There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful,so they decided to go to the doctor. The…
The Buffaloes were running amok
The Buffaloes were running amok. Elephant asked– “Why are you’ll running?” Buffalo: “They are arresting all cows.” Elephant: “But you’ll are not COWS.” Buffalo: “It will take…
A Teacher is teaching third Graders
A Teacher is teaching third Graders and asks them to names some big animals in Africa . Teacher: Name some big animals in Africa .Kevin: ELEPHANT. Teacher:…
The husband called the wife on the phone and
The husband called the wife on the phone and said “Today I will bring dinner from the Second Wife”. He came home and knocked. And was knocked…
The Pearly Gates to Heaven
The Scene: The Pearly Gates to Heaven. St Peter is receptionist at the entrance. – A cat shows up.St Peter says “I know you! You were a…
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, right on his twitchy little nose. “Oh,…
An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date
An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man: When she returned to her daughter’s house later that night, she seemed upset. “What happened,…
A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents.
A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents.After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites…
A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved grandson.
A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved grandson.He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, and all…