My boss thinks I’m stupid

My boss thinks I’m stupid. Yesterday, he sent me to buy 2 kg of sugar, but I could only find 1-kg bags, so I didn’t buy any….

An eye test

A Polish guy goes in for an eye test.  The optician shows him the test card with: CZKWJ XNYSACZ Then asks, “Can you read that?” The Pole…

Video: Little girl’s first day at a new school

It was this little girl’s first day at a new school, and the teacher asked her what her name was. She replied, “Happy Butt.” The teacher said,…

Video: Doc, you gotta check my leg

A man went to the doctor. He said, “Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something’s wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you’ll hear it!”…

A man went to the doctor and complained

A man went to the doctor and complained that he had the most terrible constipation. The doctor examined him and then gave him a prescription for some…

Video: A blonde decides to become a rocket scientist

A blonde decides she’s tired of people assuming she’s not smart, so she vows to prove everyone wrong by getting a prestigious job. After some soul-searching, she…

A blonde decides to become a rocket scientist

A blonde decides she’s tired of people assuming she’s not smart, so she vows to prove everyone wrong by getting a prestigious job. After some soul-searching, she…

Video: A couple of old ladies were sitting on a patio

A couple of old ladies were sitting on a patio and speaking to each other about their grandchildren. “I send gifts, greeting cards, and checks to my…

A couple of old ladies were sitting on a patio

A couple of old ladies were sitting on a patio and speaking to each other about their grandchildren. “I send gifts, greeting cards, and checks to my…

Video: Brilliant solution

A soap factory had a problem. They sometimes shipped empty boxes without the bar inside. This challenged their perceived quality with the buyers and distributors. Understanding how…

The Major Worry

The ninety five year old woman at the nursing home received a visit from one of her fellow church members. “How are you feeling?” the visitor asked….

A farmer was running back home

A farmer was running back home when it started to rain. Then suddenly he slipped and fell into a muddy puddle. Suddenly lightning flashed across the sky….