Bubba, where’d you get that truck?!
One day, an elderly man Jimmy was walking down Main Street when he saw his old buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to…
There’s something I have to know.
If you do something bad to really help someone, is the action really that bad? I’d say “sometimes yes, sometimes no” – in this case I’ll let…
Please pack my new blue silk pajamas
A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his…
I’m now banned from that supermarket.
Yesterday I was at my local supermarket buying a large bag of Purina dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a…
An elderly gentleman went to the doctor
An elderly gentleman had been experiencing serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him…
An elderly man in Louisiana owned a large farm
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming,…
A blind man in a restaurant
A blind man went to a restaurant. “Menu sir?” asked the owner. “I’m blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks. I will smell it and…
Two men at bear hunting
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at…
An old man walks into a jewelry store
An old man walks into a jewelry store with a young blonde lady. The clerk immediately thinks he is being taken advantage of due to the age…
Man’s Best Shopper
A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop. The butcher asks, “What do you want?” The dog points to steak in a glass case. “How many pounds?” The…
A woman and a genie lamp
A woman was walking on the beach when she came across a genie lamp. She picked up the lamp, rubbed it, and lo and behold, a genie…
A man wasn’t happy with his wife’s cat
A man wasn’t happy with his wife’s cat so he decided to do something about it. The problem was, he didn’t really think ahead and in the…