Funny Viral Stories

A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops – especially cops with their lights on. After…

A man in a bar saw a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching the friend he commented, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?” “My mother died…

A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a street lamp. “Can I help you?” he asked. Replied the woman, “I dropped my…

A man wanted a boat more than anything. His wife kept saying that they could not afford one, but he bought one anyway. “I’ll tell you what,”…

Johnny was taking an exam. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, “Old MacDonald had a _.” Johnny was stumped. He had no idea of the…

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. “Oh, we’ll never need that. My husband…

The local bar was so confident that its bartender was the strongest man in town that they had a standing $1,000 bet. The challenge was simple: The…

Three sisters were getting married within a short period, and their mother, feeling a bit concerned about their honeymoon experiences, made them promise to send a postcard…

The doctor handed the old man a jar and said,“Take this home and bring back a sample tomorrow.” The next day, the man comes back,Jar still completely…

Two men were having an excruciatingly slow round of golf. The two women playing ahead of them seemed to hit every sand trap, water hazard, and rough…

A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, “Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?” He declines….