Video: Replace the cat

A woman answered the doorbell with a man standing on her porch.  The man said, “I’m terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat and I would…

Video: A father has three daughters

A father has three daughters who are all getting married on the same day. He asks his oldest daughter, “Whom do you wish to marry? She says,…

Video: A man and his wife check into a hotel

A man and his wife check into a hotel.  The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so she…

Video: A man in Scotland calls his son in London

A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell…

Video: A doctor at a mental hospital

A doctor at a mental hospital thought it’d be fun to take his patients out to a baseball game. For weeks before the outing, he trained them…

Video: “I will count to 10”

The Husband and wife had a blazing row! The hubby stopped talking to his wife. The wife said, “I will count to 10. If you don’t start…

Video: A man had three beautiful girlfriends

A man had three beautiful girlfriends but didn’t know which one to marry. As a test, he decided to give each woman $5,000 to see how they…

Video: Surgeon Explains

The first surgeon said, “I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order”. The second surgeon said, “I like operating on…

Video: A lawyer died …

A lawyer died and was standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, “you can’t come in here… you have to go…

Who Needs Instructions

The proud father brought home a backyard swing set for his children and immediately started to assemble it with all the neighborhood children anxiously waiting to play…

Shopping For An Excuse

In the frozen foods department of our local grocery store, I noticed a man shopping with his son. As I walked by, he checked something off his…

Thank-you note duties

One year, a Mother decreed that she was no longer going to remind her children of their thank-you note duties. As a result, their Grandmother never received…