George and the Dragon

A homeless guy is travelling down a country lane, tired and hungry he comes across a pub called the ‘George and the Dragon’. Although it’s late and…

A boy was taking care of his baby sister

A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing and he had to take her…

Is That Gilligan?

From a passenger ship, everyone can see a thin bearded man on a small island, shouting and desperately waving his hands. “Who is it on that island?”…

The little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from…

My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago

A police officer attempts to stop a biker for speeding, but the biker gradually increases his speed until he’s going over 100 mph. Eventually, the biker realizes…

Three couples meet with the priest of the church

Three very different couples want to get married at the same church. There is a very young couple, a middle-aged couple, and an elderly couple of over…

It’s time for you to quit golfing!

Tim decided to marry his long-time girlfriend. One evening, after their honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing gear while his wife stood nearby, watching him. After a…

How generous of you!

A wealthy old man was lying on his deathbed when it occurred to him that he had never made a will. So, he called his lawyer to…

I’m celebrating my 80th birthday today!

An elderly lady walks up to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with just two drops of water. As the bartender hands her…

I always know exactly where my husband is!

Three women are sitting in a beauty parlor, chatting about their husbands. The first woman sighs and says,“Last night, my husband told me he was going to…

Do these turkeys get any bigger?

Just before Thanksgiving, a lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a…

Travel Tactics

Mr. Smith was a traveling salesman and was always careful to mark his luggage so that no one would mistakenly take his bags. He used bright ribbons…