Funny Viral Stories

A blonde walks into a library and slams a book on the desk. She says, “This is the worst book I’ve ever read!! There’s no plot and…

A man was working in the garden, and his wife was about to take a shower. He realized that he couldn’t find the rake and yelled up…

John O’Reilly raised his beer at the pub and proudly declared, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life… between the legs of me wife!” The pub…

Harvey comes home late at night, drunk as a skunk. He staggers into the bedroom and wakes his sleeping wife, “Ellie, wake up! You’ll never believe this!”…

When I was a student in high school, I had a teacher who was very attractive but older. Now when I say older, I mean “older” to…

When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight. He then blindfolded me and…

An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man’s cane slips on…

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (a blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,…

After a tiring day, a young lady settled down in her local train seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the…

A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, “Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?” He declines….

Have you ever experienced that overwhelming sense of relief when you wake up in the morning? It might sound strange, but for some of us who are…