Prove to me that this chair DOES NOT EXIST!
A philosophy professor walks in to give his class their final. Placing his chair on his desk the professor instructs the class, “Using every applicable thing you’ve…
The Fisherman and The Businessman
There was once a businessman who was sitting by the beach in a small Brazilian village. As he sat, he saw a Brazilian fisherman rowing a small…
A lesson on proper grammar
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word “beautiful” in the same sentence…
The woman and the general
A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman. The general replied “1956, ma’am.” The woman, in disbelief said…
Eat your broccoli!
A boy, his father, and his mother are having dinner, but the boy refuses to eat his broccoli. “Eat your broccoli!” says the mother. “No!” the boy…
A homeless man knocks on a woman’s door
A homeless man knocks on a woman’s door. “Spare a few bucks? Maybe some food?” The woman thinks for a moment.“You could do some work instead. Paint…
What are the grounds for your divorce?
A judge was interviewing a woman about her pending divorce. He asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?”She replied, “About four acres, with a nice little…
A man in his 40s bought a brand-new BMW
A man in his 40s bought a brand-new BMW and took it out for a spin.With the top down and the wind blowing through what was left…
The pastor’s wife was expecting
The pastor’s wife was expecting, and one Sunday morning, he stood before the congregation with a hopeful smile. “Brothers and sisters,” he said, “as my family grows,…
This summer at Flathead Lake in Montana
This summer at Flathead Lake in Montana, a blonde new to boating just couldn’t get her brand-new 22ft Bayliner to run properly. No matter how much power…
A woman goes to visit her husband in prison
A woman goes to visit her husband in prison. Before leaving, she pulls a correction officer aside and says: “You really shouldn’t work my husband so hard……
Video: A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop
A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop. The butcher asks, “What do you want?” The dog points to steak in a glass case. “How many pounds?” The…