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The customs officer brought back from Lourdes,” says paddy. The customs officer opens it and sniffs it and says, “this smells more like whisky. “Herp Calm And Oh Leck It Gujog Fame Gexic “Isn’t that fantastic!” says paddy, “another bloody miracle!”
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