A man is walking along a beach and finds a bottle.
When he rubs the bottle, a genie appears and says, “I can grant you one wish.”
“Well,” says the man, “I have never been too fond of flying, so could you make a highway from California to Hawaii?”
The genie says, “Do you know how much of my power that would take?”
The man says, “Okay, I have never really gotten girls, so could you make that happen?”
The genie says, “You want that highway two lane or four lane?”
Little Johnny was playing in his room when his dad walked in and explained that he and his mom were getting a divorce. “Why Daddy?” asked a…
A bear is chasing a squirrel in the woods. They cross a river when, all of a sudden, the river genie appears. Genie: “Well, alright Two customers…
A pirate walked into a bar and sat down for a drink. The bartender asked, “Gee you look awful, are you feeling okay?” “I feel fine, why…
A traveler was walking along the side of the road hitchhiking on a dark night in the middle of a thunderstorm. Time passed slowly and no cars…
Old Preacher Man Goes To See The Doctor All tests came back looking good, and the doctor sits down to discuss the results with him. “Well, Eric,…
Two men are walking across a field, when they come across a very large hole in the ground So large that they can’t see the bottom of…