One evening, on her first date, a blond went to an amusement park with her boyfriend

One evening, on her first date, a blond went to an amusement park with her boyfriend. After they went on the roundabout, the boy said, “What do you want to do next?”

The girl said, “I want to be weighed.” So he weighed the blond on a guess the weight game. Then they went on the roller coaster, and afterwards the boy said, “What do you want to do next?”

The girl said, “I want to be weighed.” So he weighed the blond again, and she weighed the same, so he took her home.

When she got home, she flumped on the couch and her mother said, “How was the date?”

The blond said, “Weewy Weewy Wousy.”

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