One evening an old farmer decides to go down to his pond

One evening an old farmer decides to go down to his pond. He hasn’t been there in months, and feels the urge to check on things. As he gets closer, he hears loud giggling coming from the pond. He is shocked to find a bunch of young women skinny-dipping.

“Hey, what’s going on here?” he shouts, alerting the women who were standing at the water’s edge.

All of the women scream in shock and swim to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouts to the farmer, “We’re not coming out until you leave, you pervert!”

The old man replies, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim or see you naked! I’m here to feed the alligator!”

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