One day there were two men walking down a dirt path. One of them had a big potato sack over his shoulder.
The other decided to ask what was in the sack.
When he asked, the man said, “I got me some chickens for dinner tonight. Mmm Mmm Mmm… Chicken sure sounds good tonight.”
The other one wanted to know how many chickens were in the sack.
“Well, I’ll tell you,” replied the man, “If you can guess how many chickens I’ve got in this here sack I’ll give them both to you.”
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