One day a husband was chiding his beautiful blonde wife about leaving her keys in the ignition of her car.
“If I take them out of the car I lose them,” she reasoned.
“Yes dear, but what if someone steals your car?” the husband countered.
“Oh that’s okay,” the wife chirped happily, “I keep a spare key in the glove box!”
A police officer called the station on his radio. “I have an interesting case here … And old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor…
There is a woman sitting with a bunch of guys at a bar. The guys were all showing off their tattoos and uttering sexist remarks as to…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. After the editor informs her that the…
A road crew supervisor hired a nice-looking blonde woman to assist with painting the yellow line down the middle of the road. He was skeptical about hiring…
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie He decides to test it out on his son at supper. Dad says: “Where were…
The waitress says, “I’m sorry, but the man next to you got the last bowl.” The man looks over and sees that the other man has finished…