One day, a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers it’s his daughter’s birthday.

One day, a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers it’s his daughter’s birthday.

He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, “How much is the Barbie on display in the front window?” The salesperson answers, “Which one? We have Work-Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95 and Divorced Barbie for $265.95.”

The amazed father asks, “What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?”

The salesperson answers, “Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s car, Ken’s house, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture, Ken’s computer and one of Ken’s friends.”

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