This morning around 7:45, I was standing in a long line outside a grocery store that opens at 8:00 exclusively for senior citizens.
Everyone was quietly waiting when suddenly a young guy came jogging across the parking lot and tried to cut right to the front of the line.
Big mistake.
Before he even made it halfway there, one tiny old lady smacked him with her cane and sent him stumbling back toward the parking lot.
A few minutes later, he tried again.
This time an elderly man stepped out of line, punched him in the stomach, kicked him to the ground, and the other seniors practically rolled him away like a bowling ball.
The poor guy looked exhausted, br*ised, and completely defeated.
Then he slowly stood up, dusted himself off, and yelled:
“Look… if you people don’t let me unlock the d*mn door, nobody’s getting in!” 😂
