My wife’s mother

My wife’s mother visited us. We were all in the sitting room chatting. My wife felt like having sx but couldn’t tell me directly so she stood up and pretended she had developed a terrible headache. She went to the bedroom and I followed her shortly.

We had s x and when I came back. We had s x and when I came back to the sitting room, I forgot to zip up. In the sitting room; Mother in law: “How is she nov !” Me: “I’ve given her Panadol. S’e is now sleeping. Mother-in-law: “That’s good my son, now please CLOSE THE PHARMACY.

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