My wife opened the fridge door, bent down to grab something, and I quickly pulled her underwear down and…
…she turned to me, slapped me twice, and yelled: NOT IN COSTCO, YOU IDIOT!
Views: 2,359
Related Posts
A brunette, redhead, and blonde are stranded on the edge of a cliff.
A brunette, redhead, and blonde are stranded on the edge of a cliff. An angel appears and instructs them to jump off the cliff and say out…
A bakery owner hires a young female clerk
A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances…
“I have an interesting case here”
A police officer called the station on his radio. “I have an interesting case here … And old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor…
I have a tattoo
There is a woman sitting with a bunch of guys at a bar. The guys were all showing off their tattoos and uttering sexist remarks as to…
50 cents a word
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. After the editor informs her that the…
A road supervisor hired a nice-looking blonde woman
A road crew supervisor hired a nice-looking blonde woman to assist with painting the yellow line down the middle of the road. He was skeptical about hiring…