My wife found out our Schnauzer could hardly hear

My wife found out our Schnauzer could hardly hear, so she took him to the vet. 🐶👂
Turns out the poor dog had so much hair in his ears he was basically wearing fuzzy noise-cancelling headphones.

The vet cleaned both ears and said, “If you want to keep this from happening again, rub a little Nair in his ears once a month.”

So, Joanna goes to the store and buys some Nair. At the register, the pharmacist says:
“If you’re using this under your arms, don’t use deodorant for a few days.”

Joanna says, “Oh, I’m not using it under my arms.”

“Then if you’re using it on your legs, don’t use body lotion for a couple of days.”

She replies, “Not using it on my legs either… I’m using it on my Schnauzer.”

The pharmacist stops, raises an eyebrow, and says:
“Well… in that case – stay off your bike for a week or two.”

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