My daughter

My daughter just phoned me and the conversation went like this!.. Her: “You know that Gladiator movie that I got you?” Me: “Yeah. “Her: “Wind it forward one hour, 16 minutes, and 28 seconds. “Me: “Right, I’ve done that”, Her: “Okay, you see the gladiator at the front fighting the lion! “Me: “I can see that, yeah.”

Her: “Just behind him, there are two, Her: “Okay, you see the gladiator at the front fighting the lion! “Me: “I can see that, yeah. “Her: “Just behind him, two gladiators are having a sword fight with each other! “Me: Okay, I see them. “Her: “Well, behind them two, on the left-hand side of the screen, a woman gladiator is holding a spear. “Me: “Yes! I can see her! “Her: Right..! Those are the sandals I want for my birthday

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