A man sat on a towel on a beach. He had no arms or legs.
3 Women walked past & felt sorry for him. 1 said “U ever had a hug?” He said “No” so she hugged him & walked on.
2nd said, “U ever had a kiss?”
He said “No” so she kissed him & walked on.
3rd said, “U have ever been fu**ed?” He said “No” as his eyes lit up…
… she said, “U will be when the tide comes in.”
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