A man sat on a towel on a beach. He had no arms or legs.
3 Women walked past & felt sorry for him. 1 said “U ever had a hug?” He said “No” so she hugged him & walked on.
2nd said, “U ever had a kiss?”
He said “No” so she kissed him & walked on.
3rd said, “U have ever been fu**ed?” He said “No” as his eyes lit up…
… she said, “U will be when the tide comes in.”
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An elderly couple was flying to Hawaii for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces, “Ladies and…
Bob wanted to board his horse. The first farmer he asked said he would keep it at $25 a day, plus he would keep the manure. Bob…
Two privates were handed shovels and told to bury a large, dead animal. While digging they got into an argument about what they were burying. “This here’s…
The pastor’s wife was expecting, and one Sunday morning, he stood before the congregation with a hopeful smile. “Brothers and sisters,” he said, “as my family grows,…