Little Johnny and Susie were about to go into his apartment

Little Johnny and Susie were about to go into his apartment and before he could open his door,

Little Johnny said,

“Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door.”

Susie says, “Well, give me some examples.”

Little Johnny proceeds to tell him,

“Well, the first way is, if a guy shoves his key in the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn’t for me.

“The second way is if a man fumbles around and can’t seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced and that isn’t for me either.”

Then Susie said,

“So, how do you unlock your door?”

Little Johnny proceeds to say,

“Well, first before I do anything else, I lick the lock.”

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