Little boy sitting on his step eating candy just as fast as he could unwrap it. A man passing by saw what he was doing. He said all that candy is not good for you and will spoil your dinner.
The little boy said I don’t know about that but said I don’t know about that but my grandpa lived to be a 102. The man said wow you mean by eating candy. The little boy said no, by minding his own business.
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for…
A man buys a paint factory in a small town. He visits the local volunteer fire department to see for himself if they’d be able to handle…
A cop pulls over an old lady driving very slowly on the highway and sees three other old ladies in the car, all of whom are terrified….
A bald eagle decides to stop by a small lake to get a drink. As he’s drinking another bald eagle lands next to him. He looks at…
A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition….
A blonde calls out to a man on the street: “Excuse me, what time is it now?” “It is 4:35.” “That is strange.” “What is?” “Every time…