Just a little dumb funny thing my boss told me one day. When I first started construction I had to move 300 sheets of dry wall. After about 50 I asked him
“What’s the best way to move all this dry wall?”
He said “hire someone else to do it for way less then what it’s worth.”
I said “well why don’t we do that”
He said “I already did… Get back to work!”
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