Jack walked into a sports bar

Jack walked into a sports bar 🍺 around 9:58 pm and sat next to a blonde 👱‍♀️ just as the 10:00 news came on 📺.

A man was on a ledge of a tall building 🏙️ about to jump.

The blonde asked, “Do you think he’ll jump?” 🤔

Jack said, “I bet he will.” 👍

She said, “I bet he won’t.” 🙅‍♀️

They each put $30 💵 on the bar. Sure enough, the man swan-dived 🏊‍♂️ off the building to his death.

Upset, she handed Jack her $30, saying, “Fair’s fair…”

Jack replied, “I can’t take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 o’clock news ⏰.”

The blonde said, “So did I… but I didn’t think he’d do it again.” 🤯

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