Jack walked into a sports bar 🍺 around 9:58 pm and sat next to a blonde 👱♀️ just as the 10:00 news came on 📺.
A man was on a ledge of a tall building 🏙️ about to jump.
The blonde asked, “Do you think he’ll jump?” 🤔
Jack said, “I bet he will.” 👍
She said, “I bet he won’t.” 🙅♀️
They each put $30 💵 on the bar. Sure enough, the man swan-dived 🏊♂️ off the building to his death.
Upset, she handed Jack her $30, saying, “Fair’s fair…”
Jack replied, “I can’t take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 o’clock news ⏰.”
The blonde said, “So did I… but I didn’t think he’d do it again.” 🤯
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