It was Christmas time, and the judge was feeling a little benevolent and filled with holiday spirit. “What exactly is the charge?” he asked counsel.
“The man standing before you is charged with doing his Christmas shopping early.”
“Shopping early?” the judge replied. “Well, what’s wrong with that?”
The prosecutor replied, “He was doing his shopping before the stores were open.”
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A man’s wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find it closed. So…
So this guy walks into a church and heads straight for the confession booth. “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.” The priest says, “Alright, my son,…
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