I was sitting on a bus behind a mother and her young son.
Her boy kept looking around and pulling funny faces at me.
After a few minutes, I got tired of his antics…So I said, ”When I was young, my mother told me that if I made an ugly face and the wind changed, then I’d stay that way.” The little bastard replied, “Well, you can’t say you weren’t warned.”
A woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: ‘Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke…
Jill and John got married. John thought this would be a “marriage of the 90’s” — equal roles for equal partners. So, the first morning back from…
A nun wakes up one morning and decides to go for a walk. She gets out of bed and puts on her shoes. As she’s walking down…
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad. The three men broke into a conversation. The…
A husband and wife were grocery shopping when the husband picked up a case of Budweiser and placed it in the cart. “What do you think you’re…
Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says…