I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. I pondered an age old question: “Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

“Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they “know”? Well, after another beer, and some more heavy thinking, I’ve come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, even though I obviously couldn’t really “know”, here’s the reason for my conclusion conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, “It might be nice to have another child. “On the other hand, you never hear a man say, “You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts. “I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap in that hammock.